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Welcome to Simon's

Don't Pay a Cent Event!

Congratulations! The Lord Of This World
has chosen YOU to receive

UNLIMITED ABUNDANCE!

Just make your selections* below and click Indulge Me!
 

Infinite self-esteem!
A sympathetic friend!
A new Lexus!
Clear, radiant skin!
A hot lover!
Real happiness!
6-pack abs!
Power over others!
A blissful marriage!
Respect!
Confidence!
Lots of money!
Unconditional love!
Peace of mind!
Sweet revenge on that cheating bitch/bastard!
Straight A in all subjects!
Freedom from guilt!
A well-paying, fulfilling job!
Eat all you want without getting fat!
A trip to Hawaii!
A winning lottery ticket!
The painful death of an enemy!
Irresistibility to opposite/same sex!
A second chance to make everything right!
Never grow old!
True enlightenment!
A 50% raise!
A real Rolex!
Gnosis!
An inheritance from a parent!
Popularity!
Fame!
The envy of your friends!
7 years of unlimited pleasure!
A great body!
A long and happy life!
Obedient children!
Fabulous sex!
Lose 30 pounds!
All the answers!
Self-love!
Perfect health!
A submissive partner/spouse!
Certain salvation!
Dynamite drugs!
Self-love!
Superiority to everyone around you!
Intoxication without hangover!
Removal of all doubt!
Absolution for all crimes/sins!
Powers and principalities!
Authority over the kingdoms of the Earth!
The knowledge of good and evil!
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Thou art now AS GOD!
The Lord of this Earth welcomes thee to Its Kingdom, and looks forward to meeting thee very soon!